Monday 9 July 2012

Geordie Shore preview! James ends up in a wheelchair after wrestling accident!


Geordie Shore - MTV UK

That headline sounds bad, but this could actually be a good thing for Geordie Shore's James. Hang on, hear us out…

Comb-over fan James doesn't have much luck with pulling the ladies, and his success rate hasn't been any higher since the Geordie Shore relocated to Mexico, so we're thinking he might get a few sympathy snogs after hurting himself while practicing his Mexican wresting moves.

James, Jay and Gaz (sans Ricci who was probably too busy either shagging or arguing with Vicky) all had a go at wrestling, but it ended in disaster for poor James. Something "crunched" in his leg, according to Jay. Which cannot be a good thing, we don't think legs are meant to crunch. Both Gaz and Jay end up looking more horrified than James, as he's wheeled off into an ambulance. They'd thankfully kept him in the dark about just how nasty his injury was.

Perhaps if James has spent more time concentrating on his moves, and less time laughing at the instructors "gimp mask" none of this would have ever happened. James will be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of the series, but we'll have to see if our theory about sympathy songs works out.

Geordie Shore: Chaos In Cancun tomorrow at 10pm, only on MTV


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